Event 4 - Greensborough (The Map)

 

Tonight's Course Setter
Jeff Hughes (with wife Anne)

Controversy Rocks the Northern Series!

  • Dale Howe beats Ian Greenwood
    Climbing even higher after her recent victory over husband Ray, Dale Howe pulled ahead of long-time street-orienteer Ian Greenwood in a spectacular sprint-finish. Her impressive run was only overshadowed by that of David Prentice - recently promoted from C grade up to B grade - and based on his recent performance....he'll do well there!
     
  • The End of an Era - Ian Greenwood Retires from Street-Orienteering
    Late in the evening we received the following communication from Ian Greenwood who has recently returned from a tour of the Chocolate Mousse factories of the World. In spite of wearing the highly acclaimed PowerBand Technology with inbuilt holograms that resonate at frequencies similar to those of the human body, Ian did not run well. While it is well known that Chocolate Mousse interferes with the hologramattic resonances present in the band, nobody had anticipated that anyone would ever run after eating that much Chocolate Mousse. The message from Ian reads...

        Dear Geoff
    After much consideration (in the Heidelberg KFC Drive Thru), I have decided to resign from street orienteering (until further notice).  I had the worst pace I have ever run at street-o tonight (over 7 minutes) with one of the 1 kilometre laps being over 10 minutes.  I probably ran last in B course on a night when I turned up to get a good score to boost my rankings.  There were some notable adversaries who beat me tonight who have probably never beaten me in street-o.  I noted that I only just beat you in and you were doing A course!  Thanks for your friendship over the years and I hope to see you soon at the Lawn Bowls Club I'll be joining.

    ps, I am returning the powerband under warranty.  It clearly has a flat battery or something.  I think it will still be good for lawn bowls.
     

  • Anne Arthur runs a Blinder
    Congratulations to Anne this evening for doing so well in her first attempt at A course running. Apparently, she and Bruce had considered trading places this evening...but Bruce decided to stay home and look after the kids because (a) it was raining heavily and (b) the Greensborough map was too steep.
     
  • Allan Miller scores 100 - and pulls into 1st Place
    The competition in D grade is pretty severe - week after week, the top three places are shared between Debbie Dodd, Allan Miller and Kathy Liley. Only one point separates the three - with Allan drawing alongside Debbie this week as a result of his 1st place in tonight's D course.
For those of you that missed it, this was one of the best events this season. Jeff had obviously given a lot of thought to the control placements - and made excellent use of the green run throughs, the parklands and the paths along the creek. This was a thinking person's course - requiring somewhat more thought than the more usual street-orienteering map. While there were plenty of opportunities to climb (steep) hills, it was possible to minimise the climb by means of judicious route choice. The cool change earlier that day had dropped the temperature and the heavy shower just before the start made the atmosphere very pleasant indeed.

Thanks Jeff - good course!

Newcomers Sefronia, Scott and Robert (?) were briefed (?) by Matthew Schepisi It poured until 6:59 pm and then, magically, it stopped (well almost). Mark poses behind the Besley-mobile
Rob talking to Phil Giddings.
Rob and Helen Edmonds joined us at Greensborough
In an attempt to increase the fibre in his diet, Noel eats his control card. Harry takes part in the PW section - he brings Elisa along to carry the control card for him

What's all this about PowerBands?

Earlier in the week, our onsite reporter Ray Howe was advised (by an unnamed informant) that Ian Greenwood had recently paid a substantial sum for a new running aid - called Powerbalance. The PowerBalance is a  wrist band which claims to improve your performance in everything!!!!! Checkout the website at http://www.powerbalance.net/powerbalance

We managed to procure one of these and sent it to our labs for testing. Subsequently, the StreetO Marketing department replied with

Darn,

 I think we've missed a marketing opportunity here…

 We forgot to mention that the Blue Wristbands that we’ve been supplying for the Training Series have Silicone Enhanced RF Power Management capabilities operating at 125 KHz. While some technologies such as the PowerBalance WristBand recently purchased by Ian have broadband/general-purpose capabilities as attested by the well-researched claims on their website…

Power Balance is performance technology that uses holograms embedded with frequencies that react positively with your body’s natural energy field to improve balance, strength, and flexibility.  

Most everything has a frequency inherent to it.  Some frequencies react positively with your body and others negatively. When the hologram comes in contact with your body’s energy field, it allows your body to interact with the natural, beneficial frequency stored within the hologram. This results in improved energy flow throughout your body.

…nobody (that we can find) doubts the beneficial impact of 125 KHz both in improving performance and in helping people to recover from injuries.  (We are gathering testimonial statements from recent participants to attest to improved fitness and recovery that resulted from the 125 KHz training runs - so far the results are conclusive - everybody that took part in our training runs with their blue wrist band on believes that the experience has improved their fitness!!!). While the information is only anecdotal at this stage, there is mounting evidence that the wristbands also provide a psychological boost and increase enjoyment in the training activities.  

 Sadly, the early claims of increased libido and improved sexual performance would no longer seem to be supportable – recent reports indicate that the frequency is too high for maximum enjoyment and that severe chafing can occur if one perseveres too long at this frequency.

 More reports as additional information becomes available….

PowerBalance Wrist Band - For Sale

Anyone interested in purchasing a second-hand, holographic wrist band should contact Ian Greenwood. This wrist band is not even run in yet - and is still under warranty (I've checked the warranty and it's pretty comprehensive - guaranteeing everything up to and including nothing). Price negotiable.

Event Feedback

Debbie Dodd - Nice to see the Thurs report make a return.  I completely agree with your summation below, it was a great course.  Clearly I fell outside the ranks of a "thinking person", given the almost vertical climbing I did between 13 and 1, and 14 and 3!  While the other D runners were enjoying the relatively flat northern section, I tackled the south.  Mind you, as I slogged up the hills I was doing plenty of thinking - but not of the printable sort!  Ian's northern loop - 3.75 km.  My southern loop - 4.15 km.  Maybe I should head to lawn bowls as well (or remember to wear my blue wristband more often - until now I was unaware of its mystical powers. Maybe I have been wearing it upside down?).  Ian and I have an in-house competition, based purely on distance run on D course (as he is clearly always going to beat me in by 10 minutes).  Monday - Ian won by 10 metres. Wed - I won by 300 metres.  Unassailable I thought until last night!  Net result for the week - Ian by 110 metres.   Insert rude word here.

Mark Pilkington - I’m enjoying the events since starting at the beginning of the year. Looks like I’ll be a regular unless my body protests too much, although recovery time is getting better each week. Just thought I’d mention a blog I’ve been writing after each event. Might be worth publicising in some way if you think it’s worthwhile. I’d love others to comment on my run and their own. It’s been helping me to debrief after my runs and also keep a track of how far I’m running. You can find it at http://orientear.blogspot.com. Hopefully, I can rope some friends/family to join me in the future. See you next week.

Next Week's Event

Next week's event moves us closer into the eastern Suburbs - at Whites Corner in Doncaster.